WTF?

So, President Obama wants to broadcast a speech to schools encouraging kids to study and finish school.

And judging from the response, apparently, "study and finish school" is a code phrase for "kill their parents, get pregnant, abort the fetuses, and eat them, while singing praises to Satan and dancing the Troika".

I'm glad there are so many helpful right-wingers out there to help me with this translation. After all, here I was, thinking "That's a great message, particularly coming from an important, well-placed black guy". Little did I know about the horrible, unsafe, Un-American message that lurked beneath those simple words.

I know, I know. What was I thinking? It's terrible that Obama thinks that encouraging kids to get their education will do anything for this country. Why, people might learn to think! They might learn how to research facts, analyze them, and make up their own minds about issues and situations...

Or is that the problem?